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Unionhawk

21:00

You're all idiots

all of you

especially you

user15026

Even me?

Unionhawk

No

user15026

Excellent.

Chippies

@Unionhawk that's discrimination!

Sterno

@Unionhawk just said that @AshleyNunn isn't one of us. How hurtful to exclude her.

Unionhawk

21:01

@Chippies you're discrimination

user15026

I'm a mod, so I guess I'm not one of you :p

Chippies

@Unionhawk it's hard to argue that statement

Sterno

But then he'd also be saying @fredley isn't an idiot, and we all know that's not the case.

Chippies

I think we can all agree that @Unionhawk is, as always, wrong

Unionhawk

Nope, I think all of you except @AshleyNunn being idiots is an accurate description of Bridge

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ardaozkal

21:03

@Sterno BUUUUUURN @FREDLEY

Lazers 2.0

1

Q: Disabling Nametags Vanilla

I've seen a vanilla map where they hid name tags for PVP. How did they accomplish this? I want completely hidden name tags, or if it's possible to remove them for other teams?

minecraft

Chippies

@Unionhawk you mean all of us, right? Or are you excluding yourself on the basis that you are wrong?

Sterno

@Unionhawk That statement is meaningless. We can no longer trust your definition of "all".

ardaozkal

@Unionhawk You are one of us too. Idiot.

Sterno

Frankly, I think "idiot" is overused. Go with "halfwit" or "dunce".

Unionhawk

21:06

FRANKLY I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK

Sterno

Maybe that should be "Fbueckertly"

Unionhawk

yes

definitely

Sterno

OH SHIT

SCI FI MOD ELECTIONS ARE UNDERWAY

ardaozkal

I might nominate myself in arqade elections 2016. I don't think I'll get much votes, but trump provided me self belief. "Try, even if no one is going to vote for you." - Trump 2015/2016

Unionhawk

pls

Sterno

21:09

Be careful. People who run for mod have a habit of quitting the site.

3

Yuuki

So I just did my first Vault.

ardaozkal

@Yuuki gz

Yuuki

Spamming Greed's Strongbox is so visceral yet entertaining.

fredley

@arda would be a terrible mod

7

ardaozkal

@Yuuki you'll soon hate the sound of it.

Yuuki

21:11

@Sterno @AshleyNunn drains them of their lifeforce to fuel her thousand-year reign of the Stacks.

fredley

I've been waiting for ages for an appropriate time to make that joke

The sense of relief is enormous

ardaozkal

@fredley You are a terrible mod, but you are a mod.

I didn't say that I wouldn't be a terrible mod, I said that I'd go for being a mod.

GnomeSlice

What are the sword, shield, and + icons on my character sheet in diablo 3

fredley

@ardaozkal I think that refrance went several miles over your head

Yuuki

@ardaozkal Context: there was a previous user named @arda.

ardaozkal

21:12

@fredley arda xi

Unionhawk

@fredley well fucking done

god dammit

ardaozkal

Yeah I know that meme. Worst thing about me, is that I get the memes, but I don't know how to reply to them properly

fredley

18

A: The Memes of Arqade and its Chat

Meme: Arda is going to make a terrible mod Originator: Mana Cultural Height: Terrible Background The chat conversation that brought us this fundamental truth, and Arda's acceptance thereof. Related murder

Unionhawk

you magnificent bastard

Yuuki

Okay, where should I put this legendary gem I just got?

fredley

21:12

@Unionhawk We have come full circle

Sterno

@Yuuki I have some suggestions.

fredley

Everything is now a repeat of a previous meme

We have reached Bridge endgame

Yuuki

@Sterno I'm not sure it would fit.

ardaozkal

@Yuuki you probably shouldn't put boon of the hoarder in anything if you aren't going for a farming build.

Arperum

@Yuuki Only options are a ring or an amulet. Except if they changed that.

Yuuki

21:14

I would still like to know where to put legendary gems if I get them.

ardaozkal

@Arperum still those

Sterno

I know the ~~horadric~~ whatever-its-called cube can change legendaries now. Can it turn a low level legendary into a high level one (thus making legendaries you find while leveling up useful later)?

Arperum

IIRC gem of ease is the only exception, that one goes into a weapon.

ardaozkal

@Arperum yeah,

Chippies

@Sterno the cube destroys the item and receives the legendary effect. The item level does not matter, you receive the maximum bonus of the effect regardless

Yuuki

21:16

@Chippies I think he's talking about reforging legendaries.

Chippies

you can have 1 weapon, 1 armor and 1 jewelry effect active in the cube at any given time

Sterno

Oh. I thought there were recipes that let you reroll stats on legendaries or something

Arperum

@Sterno If they have a legendary power you can extract it, and you can pick one armor power, one ring/amulet power and one weapon power to be active aside of your normal items.

Chippies

@Sterno oh that

it just rerolls the stats

not even sure if you can reroll pre-70 items

Wipqozn

@ardaozkal I'm not even sure if we'd have 2016 elections.

ardaozkal

21:19

@Wipqozn Same, current mods are good (except fredley)

Wipqozn

@ardaozkal It really just coems down to if the current mods (or admins) think they need more mods.

Yuuki

The caches keep giving me plans for legendary bows and quivers.

ardaozkal

I can't make PUNS WITHOUT MAKING THEM LOOK SERIOUS

Yuuki

I feel like Blizzard is telling me that I should've rolled a Demon Hunter.

GnomeSlice

Why do people say "rolled"?

ardaozkal

21:22

@GnomeSlice Arqade: terminology

Chippies

@GnomeSlice because RNG "rolls the dice" when you the stats are determined

oh, characters, nvm

Lazers 2.0

0

Q: Can I skip parts of the campaign?

So a while back I started replaying the Age of Empires 3 campaign (nostalgia, y'know). Unfortunately I ended up losing my progress. I was at the beginning of Act II in the original campaign - is there a way to get back there without playing through the entire campaign again?

age-of-empires-3

Chippies

DnD influence, maybe?

Arperum

@Chippies In the times of old anyway.

@Chippies Probably.

Chippies

some oldschool RPGs still require you to roll the dice for starting stats

GnomeSlice

21:23

@ardaozkal If I wanted downvotes, maybe

Yuuki

Yay, got my first extracted power.

Wipqozn

@Sterno @badp is the longest running mod

GnomeSlice

Although I could spin it to be about D3 and get all the rep

Wipqozn

all others have not been able to withstand the burden of modship as long as @badp

Chippies

@Yuuki you'll be getting all kinds of plans until you have all of them

Wipqozn

21:24

All others were driven insane by modship, whereas @badp embraced the insanity.

Chippies

@GnomeSlice it's not exclusive to D3 though, so the D3 tag would get removed most likely

Yuuki

Cindercoat's power works really well with the Black Hole + Disintegrate build, I think.

ardaozkal

So I made an app that plays a typewriter sound when you use your keyboard

Chippies

@Yuuki unless you have the belt that reduces disintegrate channeling costs

ardaozkal

@Yuuki Don't use black hole, that has bugs

Chippies

21:24

which you should have if you are running a disintegrate build

two bugs

@Yuuki Yeah, it has good synergy with Firebirds if you can grab an offset

Chippies

@ardaozkal like?

ardaozkal

The enemies apparently get stuck on 1hp when you use Black hole

Yuuki

@Chippies Thing is, Black Hole is a fire spell so it gets resource reduction as well.

two bugs

Firebirds is a little bugged ATM but it's still a fun build

GnomeSlice

21:25

@Chippies Probably not, D3 is popular

Chippies

@Yuuki disintegrate being free and black hole having 10+ second cooldown and being your only spender, I don't see that making a difference

two bugs

Well "rolled" is a little different for D3

Chippies

the cindercoat legendary effect is the one that reduces fire spell costs, not the fire damage boost

two bugs

In old school RPGs you actually rolled dice for stat values

In Diablo 3 item stats are "rolled"

ardaozkal

They meant char, not item

Sterno

21:27

@GnomeSlice I bet if you asked it well it would get more upvotes than downvotes

GnomeSlice

I never write or speak very well any more

two bugs

Well you don't "roll" characters in Diablo 3, if you want to be really pedantic

Sterno

I find it odder that monsters are often called "mobs"

two bugs

And I am all about pedantry

GnomeSlice

afaic a mob is a big group of angry stuff

Sterno

21:29

Not in MMO (and now most RPG) terms

GnomeSlice

also this glove piece has more armor, but makes the shield number go way down

Sterno

Mob (video gaming)

A mob, mobile or monster is a computer-controlled non-player character (NPC) in a computer game such as an MMORPG or MUD. Depending on context, every and any such characters in a game may be considered to be a "mob", or usage of the term may be limited to hostile NPCs and/or NPCs vulnerable to attack. Common usage refers to either a single character or a multitude of characters in a group as a mob. In most modern graphical games, "mob" may be used to specifically refer to generic monstrous NPCs that the player is expected to hunt and kill, excluding NPCs that engage in dialog or sell items or who...

GnomeSlice

whydis

two bugs

@GnomeSlice They calculate a toughness value which is a combination of several factors

Like resistance, life, armor, etc

It's a decent baseline but the damage value specifically is not 100% accurate

GnomeSlice

idk what they even are

the sword shield and +

two bugs

21:30

Toughness is the shield

user15026

@ardaozkal If we have elections, worst that can happen is you try and it doesn't work out. (Yearly elections are not guaranteed, though)

two bugs

It's supposed to be how much damage you can take. Generally, you want more

+ means that item will increase the calculated value

ardaozkal

@AshleyNunn Now, next year or later, I'll try and it'll not work out.

But I'll try

GnomeSlice

Every time I see "Sacred Scutum" (a shield) I doubletake and see "Sacred Scrotum" ugh

two bugs

Sword is damage, same deal but caveats apply

Arperum

21:31

@ardaozkal Don't assume you'll fail, or you will fail.

believe in yourself.

Sterno

@GnomeSlice are you playing diablo 3?

Chippies

@GnomeSlice I would assume sword is damage, shield is toughness and + is recovery

but I don't know much about console version

ardaozkal

My life: I plan something, I do something as best as I can, I fail, or not.

GnomeSlice

@Sterno Yes. I got a bonus at work and bought it for Ps4.

Chippies

@ardaozkal that sounds like the description of literally anything

ardaozkal

21:33

@GnomeSlice you did what?

ps4?

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice A bonus for high sales, or for just being handsome?

Sterno

@GnomeSlice I have it for console. Pretty fun on console, actually.

@GnomeSlice This might be useful:

58

A: How do armor, resistances and missile/melee damage reduction interact?

In general, ItsColby nailed the basics of how it works. Damage reduction is multiplied rather than added. So 70% Armor and 30% Physical Resist doesn't mean you're a god who blocks all damage... you're actually blocking 79% of the damage. But read on for a closer look. Armor is good against all...

ardaozkal

The console copies of Diablo 3 are full of hackers.

GnomeSlice

A bonus for vacation pay for 2015 or something

Unionhawk

you're full of hackers

GnomeSlice

21:34

I got like $800

Chippies

@GnomeSlice o.o

ardaozkal

@Unionhawk I'm burning

I'M ICE BURNING

@Chippies it is my life.

Chippies

@GnomeSlice well, I guess you work full time and have been there for a year?

GnomeSlice

had a paycheck in it too though so probably more like $400

Chippies

@ardaozkal I did a thing and a thing either happened or didn't.

GnomeSlice

21:35

part time but got full hours most of 2015

ardaozkal

As you can see there, I don't have a "hope" part. I don't hope or believe.

GnomeSlice

and started in feb

Chippies

@GnomeSlice oh

I got 2 paychecks last week

ardaozkal

That just triggers sadness/anger if it fails.

Chippies

one for work and one for vacation pay

it's like 4% of the money you made through the year

GnomeSlice

21:36

maybe it was then I havent even looked

Chippies

which should equal to two weeks if you worked full time for a full year

GnomeSlice

then yeah probs $800

Chippies

and 800$ sounds like two weeks at min'ish wage

Wipqozn

@GnomeSlice Oh right, yeah

4% on every paycheque, right?

ardaozkal

I got 0 paychecks in liiiike ∞ years.

Wipqozn

21:36

I think all part timers get that in Canada

GnomeSlice

summat like such

Wipqozn

It's pretty sweet

Unionhawk

I can't wait to see what my tax time bonus is this year since I pay almost no tax

Sterno

Isn't that a negative bonus, then?

Chippies

@Sterno that's what I was thinking

Unionhawk

21:38

@Sterno I mean, it's my money that I'm getting back after it was deducted and whatnot

Sterno

Oh.

Unionhawk

call it a refund

Chippies

I don't even know how taxes work

Unionhawk

if you will

Sterno

@Chippies You have money and then you have less money.

Unionhawk

21:39

Or you get paid less money and then you get that less back later

Chippies

@Sterno but once a year you get some of the money back somehow?

Idk anything about that bit

ardaozkal

@Sterno /r/bestof

Sterno

@Chippies Sometimes. But only if you overpaid in the first place, which is generally considered to be an inefficient use of your money.

Chippies

@Sterno well, my work deducts taxes from my paychecks automatically

Unionhawk

@Chippies How most employers do it is they deduct a certain portion and send that to the government, and if that amount is more than you owe the government, you get it back

GnomeSlice

21:40

I like how breaking shit gives you a speed bonus.

Unionhawk

In my case, since I owe the government only social security tax...

Chippies

I recall someone saying you have to be making more than 7.5k CAD/year to have to pay taxes

Unionhawk

Pretty much the same here

GnomeSlice

that low?

Unionhawk

If you're a broke seasonal employee making less than like $10,000, you owe nothing

Chippies

21:40

and since I've only been working since October, I haven't made that much

ardaozkal

steamcommunity.com/games/435070/announcements/detail/…

Sterno

@Chippies I don't know about Canada but in the US you can claim deductions so that your employer withholds less

Chippies

so, do I get all the taxes back?

ardaozkal

best news: news with rage

@Chippies only the extra

Unionhawk

which might be all

Chippies

21:42

@ardaozkal I have made less money than it's needed to pay taxes

Unionhawk

or mostly all

Sterno

Apparently tax fraud (in the sense of claiming other people's tax returns) is the new big thing in the US

Chippies

so, I should get it all back

ardaozkal

@Chippies oh, so get it all back

Chippies

do I have to apply for that or is that automatic?

Sterno

21:42

Criminals file for your return before you do, get paid, and then you spend ages trying to get the government to pay you

ardaozkal

@Chippies apply

GnomeSlice

Picked up gravediggers log and didn't understand a single word of it except "holes".

ardaozkal

I'm not even american or at the legal working age (well, I can work parttime), but I know US tax stuff. I feel like a US fanboy more than a MS fanboy.

Unionhawk

@Chippies is a canadian.

Arperum

@Chippies Over here you have to fill in a tax form with how much you earned every year, and based on what is on that form they give you back.

Unionhawk

21:43

@Sterno Hooray

ardaozkal

@Unionhawk oooooh

GnomeSlice

Why did my guy keep leaping over dudes during that fight

Chippies

my wife has never done taxes, her mother does it for her, so I may have to consult her sometime soon...

user15026

@Chippies Yeah, when you file, if your deductions work out.

user15026

@Chippies You should likely, yes. You have to file for taxes (your work should give you a T4 form at some point in the next while).

user15026

21:45

Then you fill out some forms (it can be done online, and if like you only have one job and not a lot of other stuff, it's relatively simple)

Sterno

Tax fraud fun

GnomeSlice

the leather set for crusader is very clearly made of metal

Chippies

@AshleyNunn alright, thanks for the info :)

Sterno

@GnomeSlice Are you a barbarian with the "leap" skill?

GnomeSlice

@Sterno crusader

user15026

21:46

@Chippies I file my own every year, so if you have questions, poke me and I can answer them

GnomeSlice

he kept like jumping over guys randomly

ardaozkal

@Sterno I know this guy!

Chippies

@AshleyNunn I've been told the tax thing isn't until april

but thanks, I'll keep that in mind :)

user15026

@Chippies Deadline isn't til April something, but you can file anytime once you get the paperwork stuff

ardaozkal

Someone linked a link to another post on that website, and I added my name to the list by viewing his full list of skimmers.

I know how I can protect my money now though.

Not like there is any left from buying all those bad rats though.

Sterno

21:48

It's a good site.

Wipqozn

Sterno

This one on dating scams is a fun read

> In addition, the package bundles several photos and videos of attractive Russian women, some of whom are holding up blank signs onto which the scammer can later Photoshop whatever message he wants.

Arperum

@ardaozkal I don't get why you would waste all the preciosu little money you had on buying horrible games to annoy people.

ardaozkal

@Arperum I didn't have much money on debit though..

Unionhawk

some parts of bridge is more idiot than others

Lazers 2.0

21:53

0

Q: (PS3) how do you share game data between users

I have little big planet and plants vs zombies garden warfare. I've completed LBT so now I'm on garden warfare and it says I can't play. Long story short, I need to change the age I assigned with (for PSN) to play online, and the only way to do that is to make a new playstation 3 user ( USER). S...

little-big-planet

Arperum

@ardaozkal Yes? Are you trying to say you actually got yourself in debt (however small) by buying trollgifts of bad rats?

if so: that's the dumbest idea I've heard for quite some time.

ardaozkal

Nah, I had 5$ or smth, and I bought like 10 bad rats

Sterno

You can't put a price on the joy that Bad Rats gives to others.

Unionhawk

You can

It's called how the steam store works

Sterno

I mean, not the people receiving Bad Rats. The people who hear about them receiving it.

Unionhawk

21:56

It costs like $0.50

fredley

Unionhawk

or $0.99 if you're an idiot and buy it full price

ardaozkal

@fredley rip ram?

badp

@fredley I would like to start Windows Normandy, yes, thank you

ardaozkal

@badp *wandows

Chippies

21:58

@fredley your computer is using racist terms

> Start "Wandows Ngr" madly

Unionhawk

HamStare @Chippies

GnomeSlice

How do I see howmany health potions I have left

Chippies

@GnomeSlice should be infinite

Unionhawk

PaperStare @Chippies

. . .

GnomeSlice

Oh what?

Chippies

21:59

unless they never updated the console version for that

GnomeSlice

It is?

badp

21

A: What explains the garbled message "Start Wandows Ngrmadly" in text mode?

Your graphics card is very likely to die soon. Its an old system and you need to replace either the graphics card or the system. I've had a similar thing happen in the past, without further information, its just guesswork though. It happened in both the bios And the windows XP installer T...

GnomeSlice

nice

Bro its the same game

Chippies

in 2.3 they changed so potions are infinite

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